Shoppers beware

This is my second in the beware series..the first being on Running you can read it here. Disclaimer: This post is not meant to offend anyone but to merely highlight some of the people Ive observed during my impromptu trips to the store.. :)..So here we go..

Shoppers beware

1.The Hogger: Person who hogs the dairy isle cart and all…If the ingredients in your cheese are bothering you maybe you could get a cow? just a suggestion.

2.The Children: …Who walk exactly in the middle of the way and get run over by unassuming shopper who was in a hurry to get to the baked goods section..Parents stop day dreaming and pay attention to your child

3.The Make-up divas: ..Who openly apply nail polish in the store in the name of testing ..only for the unfortunate buyer to realise that the bottle is already a quarter down.

4.The Loud Multi tasker: People who talk loudly on their phones while in the store..”Yea sure hes asked you out again..thats great..soo happy for you…and then they turned you down at the interview..thats sad..better luck next time..your mother said she wouldnt take care of the kids? noooo…”

5. The Bumbler:People who stand right under whatever it is they are looking for baking soda and then ask the nearest store assistant where to find it baking soda. By the way that bumbling fool is me..Wake up!

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These are just a couple..Do note we have not covered the Guerilla shoppers of Black Fridays or the Extreme Couponers and the Bulk buyers  who stall lines for almost an hour.maybe in another post…we all hate stereotypes..but some stereotypes can be fun..Any more types youve feel free to share…




Author: Nishi

Lifes imperfections give you those wonderful brainwaves which translate to stories and poems that enlighten and entertain.

6 thoughts on “Shoppers beware”

  1. I hate when consumers throw things around looking for their size. That ticks me off. I won’t shop if it’s messy. I never shop on Holidays and lunch breaks. That’s when those consumers shop.

    1. know that’s quiet another group those messy shoppers once or twice I’ve even found my size from one of those’s annoying..true..also there are those who leave the fitting room full of clothes they’ve tried on without handing it back to the sales people…Thank you Lulu 🙂

    1. Oh yes dear..those are the extreme couponers of the US…hehe they do stall lines everywhere..good for them the money they save..bad for us behind them for the time we waste…:)

  2. And the shoppers who forget the one thing they wanted right when they are at the till,makes an attempt to run and get it,draws attention to themselves and then realizes that the dirty looks are not worth it and then subduedly pays the bill.Wait I think thats just me :-/ what do you think? :)

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